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Trying to Find a Church on Vacation

Trying to Find a Church on Vacation



all right Sunday morning we got to find a church to go to it should be easy there are a bunch of weird Drive seems like there was one on every block it can't be that hard right there everywhere we're still in the parking lot you know okay here's what I'm here at least in church okay no you do that okay here we go right here oh and look at funny church signs what's that say was it uh choose the bread of life or you're toast no I'm gluten-free I can't go there okay is that echo Church I had a the churches with the nightclub names I don't love those plus we're a new creation and we both came out of that lifestyle yes raise them raise them okay what about that one United Pentecostal Church okay well you're not getting in the hair you're wearing pants so for sure no I forgot my long dome skirt you're right plus you're wearing too much makeup what no for the denomination they got a thing about women and makeup and stuff they do no you look great I'm just saying it's not just for to the for there oh is that inglesia decreased oh really with the accent let's not do this rosetta stone you don't speak Spanish right go into a spanish-speaking Church I kind of speak Spanish you don't well I like traditional neutrals got it I don't want something too progressive sure I don't like steeples but I also don't like strip malls okay so like something in the middle okay potential church yeah maybe next year okay you didn't get the joke all right here we go Barnabas Anglican Church Anglican oh and it looks like they have a female pastor really no I'm just saying I'd rather not sleep on the couch tonight um hey this is way harder and I thought honestly I know we're in a city there's got to be an auntie Stanley satellite Church somewhere I mean right if not there's probably one comin soon I'm sure they've already got a building fund Wow okay evany Tsar Baptist Tabernacle what I'm just saying you wouldn't last in there all the dancing and moving evany Tsar Baptist Tabernacle you can't even clap on the rhythm at the white church okay I watched the potter's house first of all second of all I love TD jakes and I follow his daughter on Instagram okay Oh what about Kingdom Hall of Jehovah's Witnesses I don't know how it works there with visitors can we just walk in or do we have to knock first come on that's hilarious cathedral of st. Peter I don't know is that is that Catholic I don't know how can you tell I don't what the Catholic Church taught you to look for the keyword st. Perpetual Sacred Heart anything Guadalupe related if we're not in Mexico for me is a no-go what about like a mega church I don't want like a mega church I'm out on any Church and that's like cops direct except hands on the wheel it has cops directing traffic I'm out it's gonna take forever to get to Long's you're right all right here we go look New Hope Church of God we can do that right Church of God is that the one with no instruments I think is that Church of Christ oh no it's Church of her I grew up Church of Christ and we couldn't even wear tank tops no things okay good great – voices though great acapella I'm still ready Oh Jericho is house of praise what we're just gonna drive around at seven times maybe then we'll decide what to jump read your Bible okay what about this Tabernacle okay as a general Tabernacles cathedrals temples synagogues are all out at least a synagogue whatever y'all I'm gonna put on my hair okay oh here we go is that Hillsong thank you lead me to the cross this is perfect let's go oh babe we're on vacation I didn't bring my skinny jeans we can't go to those have holes in them they look fine what no definitely can't wear that Tommy Hilfiger sure what do you have on underneath yes I wear to the office like a v-neck oh yeah just where the v-neck can put these on these glasses I didn't have lenses you know me why yeah you look like crawl lens what okay okay you know what not going here he's an attractive man going to brunch


Reader Comments

  1. They scoff at The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints, but is was the only church they mentioned that actually had the full name if the Lord.

  2. That’s why be a Catholic! 😂 at least one in every city and always get the the same Holy Mass! 🙏🏼

  3. Actually, there is a super easy way to find a church on vacation. Ask your current church if they know who to recommend in the area. You would not believe who they all know from where because of missions. We did and it was like being at home.Turns out the pastor at the vacation area church grew up on our home town church.

  4. The bread of Life is Jesus and has nothing to do with gluten. We don’t usually go to church on vacation vacation is just usually once a year for us.

  5. People do this? Wow. Good job guys😂We just do our own Biblestudy thing. Keep up the good work👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻❤️🙏✝️

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